There is nothing like a good bitch to get the body juices going.
Your blood pressure goes up to a healthy level, you feel a weight lifting off your chest
and you feel vindicated to some extent. You can spit someone's name out venomously, you can rant and rave
and wave your arms around. Anyone that says they don't feel good after a good bitch is LYING.
Well, it happens to be my favorite pastime. I am excellent at it.
Even though people may disagree with what I bitch about ... there are always more who actually agree.
Am I a mean, nasty person? No. I suppose things irk me but instead of yelling at the idiot girl
(probably a Year 9 drop out) in the delicatessen who can't add $1.00 and 50 cents together,
I grit my teeth, go home and bitch to my girlfriends. No one cops it. I am polite to the people I don't
like though, I will bitch about them behind their backs. I don't call them a fool to their faces.
No, don't call me a 'backstabber'...it's called 'being CIVIL'. In a world where you deal with a lot of
loopy mothers, we all have to get along for our children's sake.
It's not always bad either. Funny bitches are great for the soul. Who's not going to laugh at the father
who has dressed his kid in mismatching shoes wearing tracksuit bottoms and a short sleeved dress?
Who's not going to relate to that? If you don't, then your husband is GAY.
The rules are that you bitch to people you trust. That's because you don't wish the other person to find out
and get hurt. You want to be anonymous. Not everyone is as lucky as I am to have friends to bitch to and
take a bitch for what it is. Hence this website. I'm sure 50 years ago our mothers had nervous breakdowns
because a) there was no child care facilities and b) they was no one to bitch to.
This website is a collection of bitchy blogs. You can either choose to have a great bitch or read them.
I dedicate this website to all my friends and cheers to anyone who appreciates a good bitch.
Signed 'The quintessential BitchyMum'.
PS: If you don't like the concept of this website then GET OFF.......go bitch to someone else about it.
