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Non Specific Bitch
Author:doggy_hater
Why do people buy a dog and then stick them outside and let them bark all day long? It is totally selfish. They buy a dog because it's cute but they don't think of the consequences eg: the dog has to be fed, walked, shut up at night, poo cleaned up. My God, they are like little children. Well, on that note, people buy them for their children to play with but when the kids are at school and they are at work they stick the dog outside leaving it to bark all day long. They don't hear the dog so they don't know it's been barking at all. This dog I'm thinking about needs to be shot because it has a high pitched bark and doesn't shut up. I think it can hear my washing machine because when it is in 'spin' mode it goes totally ballistic. I know that owner is home at around 6.00pm because the dog goes quiet. One morning I knocked on the door at 5.45am because the dog had been waking me up for the last 2 weeks. After that embarassment, for me and the neighbour the dog went quiet for a few weeks. This didn't last long because the neighbour must have been taking it in when it started barking in the morning but now the slackarse can't be bothered and I am going to have to go out in my pjs again and have the 'talk' again. The dog wrecks my day. I work from home and I have to have the radio blasting in my ears to get over the evil whining bark of the dog. If I could murder that dog. I bloody well would. Actually, I would shoot the owner first.
19 April, 2008
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